{"id":28,"date":"2009-01-20T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-20T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=28"},"modified":"2009-01-20T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-20T17:00:00","slug":"i-for-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"I, for one&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I, for one, welcome our new &lt;insert appropriate race-based meme here&gt; president.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, though, it&#8217;s about time.&nbsp; All hail the chief.&nbsp; Welcome, Barack.&nbsp; Come on in, kick the tires, take a look around.&nbsp; It&#8217;s a mess.&nbsp; Definitely a fixer-upper, but we have faith in you.&nbsp; Do us proud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I, for one, welcome our new &lt;insert appropriate race-based meme here&gt; president. Seriously, though, it&#8217;s about time.&nbsp; All hail the chief.&nbsp; Welcome, Barack.&nbsp; Come on in, kick the tires, take a look around.&nbsp; It&#8217;s a mess.&nbsp; Definitely a fixer-upper, but we have faith in you.&nbsp; Do us proud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-3"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}