{"id":83,"date":"2010-09-11T02:21:31","date_gmt":"2010-09-11T02:21:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/?p=83"},"modified":"2018-11-27T01:05:02","modified_gmt":"2018-11-27T01:05:02","slug":"optimus-christ","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"Optimus Christ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"clear: both;\">Straight from the <a title=\"Church of Optimus Prime\" href=\"http:\/\/churchofprime.wordpress.com\/\">Church of Optimus Prime<\/a> &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"clear: both;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/OptimusVsJesus.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-187 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/OptimusVsJesus.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"481\" height=\"698\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2010\/09\/OptimusVsJesus.png 481w, https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2010\/09\/OptimusVsJesus-207x300.png 207w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 481px) 85vw, 481px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Straight from the Church of Optimus Prime &#8230;. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-3"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":203,"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions\/203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rant.godshell.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}